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My cheating version

Because I can

I knew you wouldn't want to hear the truth...    

 

 

     Cheating in drivers ed class is about as useless as washing the dishes before you put them in the dishwasher...

     Have common sense? Great! Here's a driver's license.

Yeah, so this is how it went...There's this girl at the end of the table, she's like 3 feet tall and needs a booster seat, she's albino and has corvette red eyes...So this one day she comes in with a ninja suit on, and she puts this spy kit on the table (it looks like it's from room raiders) and she takes out all this weird home-made spy stuff and she starts cheating off this other guy's paper, and in the process the teacher Mr. Elyea (who looks like a nine foot robot) comes over and squashes her in her chair with a giant sledge hammer in the shape of a cow, then he takes the remains and puts it in a pan and puts the pan on a boiler with some water in it and leaves it on there for a half an hour while we continued with class. When the half an hour was over he took her off the stove and poured her into a mold that was in the shape of a three toed sloth and put her in the freezer for the remainder of class, when class was over at 4:00, he said, "You're dismissed, but if you want to see what Jordan looks like than come over here!" So, he took her out of the sloth mold and she looked disgusting, then he held his grade book in front of her and made her watch as he changed her grade to an F and ripped up her pink driving permit and her green completion certificate...

     So if you see a sloth running around.... punch it in the face

 

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the webmastress herself at an early age....
The Cheat
 
The Cheat undercover in a ninja costume
 
 



Cheat and die fools!

Animal Crackers Rule.