In a recent comment......
name: The Fishmoose
comment: How about you talk about that jackass of a band teacher
that we have? Sounds like a good topic to me...
Once upon a time there
was a band director named Mr. Root. Mr. Root is the kind of guy that favors people.... But he seems to only favor the attractive
people. Which is a problem for me since I'm not the greatest looking person in the world.
a pretty detailed description of what this guy looks like: He isn't very tall, I'd say...ya know what I don't even care..and
neither should you. Anyway, he kind of looks like a retarded seal with a flat face, whenever I picture him smiling (which
isn't often) I always picture him with missing teeth. If you can imagine yoda...but with three heads and like...a fire breathing
ability when mad, and maybe like a flock of seagulls hair do on one head and like, gross stuff dripping from his noses, and
weird running pants on that he wears everyday and like a welfare shirt with holes and it and pit stains and like a pencil
in one of his ears, really leathery skin with like a piratey eye patch cause he wants to be one so bad, but he's not cool
enough, and he had terrible shoes with horribly long socks..I think this guy is a fashion red alert. So, he's basically green, with
bad hair, bad clothes, three heads, and some other stuff, he gets a weird shade of red when he's mad and I'm pretty
sure his veins pop out..I try not to look at him much, this is just what I picture when I think of him.
If anything possible
were to happen to him...this is what I would want to watch..First we get him and all of his favorite suck up students in a
car, drive them over to Hong Kong, get them out of the car, freeze them into jello while they're still alive, then put the
huge jello mold on a huge frying pan for a few hours until it burns them all, then put them back in the car and make them
drive back to America (underwater) then make them go to the grand canyon and drive off a cliff, then have them get eaten by
some alligators in the Florida Everglades, then have them be spat out cause they're too gross to eat, then ship them off to
the White House in a air tight box and make them listen to a speech by President Bush for 7 hours....then send them to California
and watch them get torn apart by sharks on the coast, after that we'll leave them in Antarctica and frolic on home. The End.