You're gonna die.
Those weren't cornflakes you ate this morning...
"Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon if strawberry Quik"
Remember that time when you were three and you asked for a dolly for Christmas and ended up with a
severed head? Yeah...I did that. Cause you're a jackass.
When I think Sagittarius I think of
you. Nixon was a Sagittarius..think about that.
You're nothing but a stupid bull. I hope you wake up with crabs. Dipshit.
Remember that one-day back in high school when you dropped your diarrhea medicine in the hall?
I know I'll never let you
live it down.
You're going to have a syphilis baby.
You're going to die of
I was once involved in a conversation
with a Capricorn. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. So shut up. I hope you get cancer.